Ancestral feasts, catered for 2025.
Fed like your
ancestors.
Catered like
it's 2025.
Whole-animal feasts, open-flame cooking, and ancestral nutrition — delivered in clay-colored vessels to your event or doorstep.
Before the city wakes, we're at the farm.
Our team hauls whole animals and market-fresh produce before sunrise. Every chicken you taste was whole yesterday morning. Every root vegetable was in the ground 48 hours ago.
Cast iron. Open flame. No measuring spoons.
Bone marrow renders into sauces. Whole chickens turn over open flame. Seasoning is memory, not recipe. This is cooking the way it was done before nutrition labels existed.
Stacked, loaded, and on the way.
Clay-colored vessels sealed and stacked. Delivery vans loaded with military precision. Every order cross-checked against dietary notes — strict AIP gets its own separate line.
Long tables. Candlelight. Passed plates.
This is what it's all for. Guests who didn't expect to eat this well at a "healthy catered event." Plates emptied, stories told, seconds requested. No one calls it diet food.
Reserve Your Feast
Every table is different.
The standard never is.
From 12-person rehearsal dinners to 300-person competition spreads — if you need real food for real people, we show up.
Post-competition feasts that hit different.
Your athletes just left everything on the floor. Feed them accordingly — whole animals, bone broth, real fat. No iceberg lettuce, no "lean protein."
Grain-free doesn't mean joyless.
Brides who want a rehearsal dinner that's beautiful AND ancestral. We've done 60-person grain-free spreads that had guests forgetting bread existed.
3 days. Zero compromise. Zero "diet food."
Retreat coordinators trust us for multi-day clean meal programs. Guests arrive for mindfulness and leave talking about the food.
Open the box. Eat like royalty.
Weekly deliveries for the individual who refuses to compromise. Stacked clay-colored vessels, labeled by day, macros on the side if you want them.
Let your stomach
make the decision.
The Gather Tasting Box is a $65 sampler of our most-requested dishes — delivered to your door in 24 hours. Bone marrow butter, herb-crusted chicken thighs, roasted root mash, and a handwritten note about where every ingredient came from.
What's Inside
Ships same-day if ordered before 2PM · LA Metro Area
I ordered the tasting box on a Thursday. By Saturday I'd booked them for our entire competition season.
Derek Holloway
Box Owner · CrossFit Ridgeline, Denver CO
Our guests asked if we'd hired a private chef. We had. It just happened to be a catering company that actually cares about food.
Priya Venkataraman
Bride · Malibu, CA — April 2025
Three days of meals for 24 retreat guests. Zero complaints, four people asked for the meal plan afterward.
Marcus Osei
Retreat Coordinator · Sedona Wellness Collective
Tell us about your table.
We respond within 4 hours on weekdays. Events booked 2+ weeks out get a complimentary menu consultation.